the zschaber cats
Two philosophers and two wines: Merlot, Nietzsche, Kant and Chardonnay, the four loves of my life. Their routines, health, calendar and everything you need to look after them. ♥
Who's who
All four, together
Sitter guide
Everything you need to look after the four of them. Thank you for coming!
Priscila
Merlot, Nietzsche, Kant and Chardonnay absolutely love her. If you're looking for a cat sitter, she's the one we recommend with our whole hearts.
@pricatsitterr on Instagram- Wet food first. One Friskies sachet split into 4 bowls, with a splash of water.
- Chardonnay will meow until it's served. That's normal.
- Top up the kibble. Fill both water bowls and check the fountain.
- Scoop all 3 litter boxes.
- Play with Chardonnay so she leaves the others alone.
- Peek at Kant in the litter box. Straining is not OK.
- Kibble, water and litter one more time.
- Cuddle time for everyone. Nietzsche wants hugs, Merlot wants butt slaps.
- Fill in today's check-in before you leave.
- Check the front door every time. The windows are all screened, but Merlot is an escape artist and none of them are microchipped.
- No extra food for Kant. He's overweight and will ask. Stay strong.
- Watch Merlot around Nietzsche. If they fight, separate them with a door or a cushion, never with your hands.
- Cuddles are welcome. They're all affectionate, and Nietzsche loves it the most. Kant startles easily, so move slowly around him.
- Merlot is addicted to butt slaps. A few pats at the base of her tail make her day. She'll ask.
- Treats come from the kibble. They all know "sit", and Chardonnay gives paw.
Call the vet right away if:
- Kant (or any boy) strains in the litter box, goes in and out with little or no pee, or cries while peeing. A blocked bladder is an emergency.
- There's blood in pee or poop, repeated vomiting, or a cat hides and won't eat for a day.
- There's a real fight with wounds, or someone gets out.
When in doubt, call Daniela or the vet.
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Health
Weighed Oct 11, 2026. The dashed green zone is a general reference for an average adult cat (girls 3.5–4.5 kg, boys 4.0–5.5 kg). The vet sets each cat's real target.
Bars run from 0 to 10 kg. The dashed green zone is the reference range.
Nothing logged yet. The dates from the vaccination cards will go here.
| Cat | Last check-up | Vaccines | Rabies | Deworming | Flea / tick | Microchip |
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Medication history: Merlot took amitriptyline in 2024 for aggression toward Nietzsche. Stopped since.
Calendar
Birthdays (kept on the 16th), weigh-in days, and anything you add: vet visits, sitter stays, reminders.
Coming up
Who likes whom
Personalities and the household's social map.
A rough read from Daniela's notes.
Food, water & litter
Shared by all four.
- Kibble: Guabi Natural, neutered cats, chicken.
- Wet: 1 Friskies sachet a day, split into 4 equal bowls, with a splash of water.
- The daily kibble amount isn't measured yet. Measuring it is the best help for Kant's weight.
- 2 bowls and 1 fountain.
- Guideline: one spot per cat, away from food and litter. One more bowl helps Kant drink more.
- 2 really giant boxes and 1 regular one.
- Pipicat mixed with Viva Verde fine grains.
- Guideline: one per cat plus one, in different spots, so Merlot can't block Nietzsche.
Little jobs
A shared list. Tick things off as they get done.
Buy the gang a treat
They live for salmon and churu. Each treat is R$5 and goes straight into their bowls.
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